The Phantom Menace: Seeing it For the First Time

This blog post is in honour of a recent “deep dive” episode of the ForceCenter Podcast where Joseph Scrimshaw and Ken Napzok spent almost 2 hours recalling their experiences back in 1999 surrounding the days leading up to the release of Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace. Their feelings leading up to the moment it arrived, their theatre memories, the people they saw the movie with and of course their feelings about the movie and the fallout afterwards.

In many ways while this was also the “Rebirth of the Skywalker Saga” it was also the actual birth of “Toxic Fandom” culture. While in 1999 the internet was much more “dial up” than accessible at 5G’s the fact remains that chat rooms, message boards and early blog sites / webpages quickly became filled with hot takes, vitriol and fan fictions from those of a certain age who declared loudly “This isn’t my Star Wars, George screwed us all!”

Now while I’ve never been fully on board with that mindset there were obviously periods over the past 22 years where I’ve had some similar thoughts, criticisms and issues with the Prequels in general. Plus certain parts in specific.

Thankfully as I’ve advanced into the early Qui-Gon phase of my enlightenment I have a much more patient and nuanced opinion of the things I had taken issue with and am very comfortable in saying that “I love Star Wars: All of It.”

But let’s not stray too far off topic.

I remember waiting breathlessly for the Phantom Menace trailer to load over my buddy’s dial-up internet service provider back in 1999. There were a few of us early 20s fellas and one girlfriend crowding around that big tube monitor begging the QuickTime player to finish buffering so we could scan every second of that super high res / ergo incredibly tiny version of the trailer.

And it was glorious.

When they announced the on sale date for tickets plans were made to camp out in advance, not wanting to miss the opportunity to see Episode 1 as early as possible to avoid spoilers. Clearly I was not alone in this idea. While I am a die hard Star Wars fan I will never be quite so hard-core as the fella known only by the moniker of “Rogue Leader” who set up his tent, portable TV and cooler (with the permission of the theatre) a full 5 DAYS before the tickets were set to go on sale.

Regardless, there I was the night before with about 60 people deep in the lineup (which we all christened “Mos Shanty”) along with my Boba Fett obsessed buddy Dallas and a few others who popped in and out over the night to deliver pizza, drop off money for their tickets (we were allowed a maximum of 10 tickets per person after all, had to get that in advance to reserve their spot) and generally have what I’ve always presumed was a super toned down version of what a music festival would be like. People had their VHS’ out on portable TV’s watching their favourite Star Wars moments. Several others had their Star Wars Trivial Pursuit games going. More than a few were having mock lightsaber battles.

It’s funny, I remember being about 4 years into my pro wrestling life at this time and definitely NOT telling any of those guys about the plan to camp out and wait. I was already having a difficult time adjusting to that crew of dudes, which was as much on me and my residual high school nerdy traumas as it was on some of those guys being complete asshats. I also remember being a combination of excited and frankly kind of embarrassed when I showed up to stake our claim in line for those tickets.

An important lesson was learned that night that I hope never leaves me.

Its okay to love the things that you love, and you’re not alone in loving those things.

Obviously this applies to almost everything.

The morning when tickets went on sale naturally turned into a shit show. At least a few hundred Johnny-Come-Latelies showed up about an hour before the doors open and tried their best to jam up the entranceway thus circumventing the orderly if erratic line that was queued almost all the way around the shopping mall where the theatre was located. After a bit of legitimate pushing and shoving cooler heads ultimately prevailed. Also the Cinema Manager came out with a bullhorn, alerting everyone that he’d called the police and that they were going to be serving people in the order that they actually arrived.

Huzzah.

I think all told I had been at the theatre waiting approximately 20 hours. It was well over 24 by the time I’d secured the precious paper slips for the 11:45PM showing at Silver City St Vital in Winnipeg, Manitoba.

I still have those stubs somewhere in my office. If I find them I’ll update this and post them.

But this was still like 6 weeks out from opening day. I now had the hopes and dreams of 10 friends / coworkers / an ex-girlfriend and the girl I was crushing on in an envelope in my bedroom. I’m sure I checked to make sure I had that list of names and those tickets at least once a day until the day in question.

On opening day one of my best friends (and the guy who convinced me to give pro wrestling a try) Chad and I had an early morning audition at the Da Capo Studios in downtown Winnipeg. Both of us were underemployed wannabe actors / wrestlers and thought we had nothing to lose going in and reading for an animated project that was taking advantage of Canadian Tax incentives by offloading some of the voice talent to unknown Canucks who couldn’t even get their ACTRA Cards (FWIW – we didn’t get the parts and 20 years, several short films and at least a dozen extra gigs and still no ACTRA Card …. Sighs).

I remember hopping into the Blue Whale (Chad’s dilapidated, sky blue 1970s station wagon) and the two of us chattering like idiots the whole way into the audition, the whole time we were waiting and immediately once again after it was over.

All the way back to the car we couldn’t stop recklessly speculating about what was going to happen. And then mid sentence I realized something.

The (now repurposed) classic theatre known as “The Garrick Cinema” had its main doors open.

It was 10am.

Curious we walked in.

There were 3 people on duty. The manager, a concessions clerk and the usher.

“Yes, we’re open. First showing of The Phantom Menace is at 10:30.”

Astonished at our impossible good fortune we immediately did 2 things.

I immediately purchased 2 tickets.

And then we sprinted back to the Blue Whale and put enough change into the metre to make damned sure we wouldn’t get towed.

The Garrick was a special cinema in the old style, complete with a balcony. Which of course we took advantage of, sitting in the absolute centre seats with our soda, popcorn and complete disbelief at what was about to happen.

10:30am on the dot the lights dimmed and we received a private screening of the Phantom Menace on opening day.

And we loved it.

The rest of our day was a constant discussion over things we had issues with, story ideas we’d gotten wrong and more. But there was no question that we loved it.

And of course as we met up with the rest of the crew at 11PM leading into the midnight showing that of course I’d been so precious about, we had to repeat the story of our good fortune endlessly to anyone who would listen.

Don’t worry. No spoilers.

Of the 2 opening day showings I saw I can’t really determine which one I enjoyed more. While the private one at the Garrick was special, most of the experience washed over me. Taking me back to being 7 years old and wanting to hide from Darth Vader beneath my father’s winter coat.

The late showing was special for the sheer presence of all those excited people, crammed into the Silver City Cinema shoulder to shoulder. Some in cosplay and more than a few early branded lightsabres were up in the air. However the rush of excitement and the wall of sound from the collected throats of everyone cheering as the “Lucasfilm” logo hit the screen and sustained all the way into the opening crawl is something I will take with me forever.

In the weeks that followed of course the discourse began. Most of which I won’t repeat here because why retread old ground? But you know the stuff I mean in regards to casting choices, dialogue, midichlorians and our favourite Bombad general.

It was during this time that I should’ve learned the second lesson, one that didn’t actually sink until 2015 after I had the pleasure of seeing Episode 7.

Not everyone is going to love what you love in the same way that you do, and that’s okay too.

All told, I saw The Phantom Menace at least 5 times in the theatres and have both my pan-n-scan VHS copy as well as the DVD, though if I’m being honest I watch it more often with my daughter now on Disney+.

And yes, she loves Jar Jar.  

Of course, so do I.

Thanks to everyone who’s popped by Reading & Wrestling over the past few months while I had nothing new to say. I’ve been working pretty hard on finishing my first “Overdrive” short story and hope to have it edited and properly shaped for public consumption by the end of next week. Once done I plan to release it on this site for free for all to read. So, “you’re welcome” if you’re one of my regular readers and “I’m sorry” if you’re only here for my upcoming Indy Wrestling posts and adventures.

Speaking of that, I’ve accepted my first pro wrestling booking in one calendar year. November 19^th in I will being working for legendary promoter Tony Condello at X-Cues’ Dining and Billiards here in Winnipeg. I’m told it will be an action packed card with 5 matches. Everyone one the crew and in the crowd must show proof of vaccination to attend. Please contact Mr Condello for ticket information at the phone number on the poster.

AK

Check out the consequences my main character Joe goes through in my Urban Fantasy OVERDRIVE Series at the following retailers. Available in eBook, Paperback and Hardcover.

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Bucket List Opponents #ShootingMyShot

So now that we sit here in Mid August of 2021 I am (for the first time in a year and a half) beginning to examine the potential for wrestling shows once again. Actual ones in front of real live people. While travel in Canada is a bit less difficult now than it was before and our vaccination numbers are rising every day I am personally feeling much more comfortable about heading out into the world without as much fear of bringing the virus back to my loved ones.

As such, the question must be asked: at my age and level of wear and tear, how much tread is left on these old tires? Can my body handle the rigors of in ring activity? Will the travel (should I choose to make trips of course) be manageable on my joints?

We all have a “Bump Card” and I’ve tried to be more selective in the last few years of my run about where I spend those precious impacts. Because while I could easily modify my in ring approach to be a bit less physical, rely more on posturing and promos and request a smaller opponent base to work with and likely extend my in ring career for a number of years… that just wouldn’t feel honest to me. I’ve never wanted to be one of “Those Lazy Old Fucks” who just coasts on tricks and gimmicks to get by. If I truly can’t deliver a match up to a level that I’m happy with, then I refuse to subject my efforts to a paying audience. They deserve the best for their dollar.

So with that said, this got me thinking about whom I WOULD like to face if I had my druthers. As such I’ve put together a little list. Not a fantasy booking kinda list, just a realistic compilation of fellas whom I believe I have a realistic chance to step into a ring with were things to line up.

These gents are in no particular order:

Shaun Moore is a mainstay on the Canadian Indy scene at the moment. Well travelled across several provinces and based out of Saskatchewan. It’s been my privilege to have shared a locker room with him on a few occasions though our paths haven’t yet crossed within a ring as of yet. I want to rectify that and test my mettle against his skill and technique. Plus I think our discrepancy in size would lead to some fun dynamics and storytelling opportunities.

Alex Hammerstone is a freak of nature. I first met #YBH during an overstuffed battle royal taking place at the Cauliflower Alley Club Convention back in 2016 or 2017 (?) and had a laugh. Since then he’s gone on to be a major player for Major League Wrestling in the USA as well as enjoying success with Pro Wrestling NOAH in Japan. A powerhouse wrestler with an amazing dropkick and excellent in ring presence. Definitely someone I’d love to lock horns with.

My buddy Arik Cannon has done a masterful job with FIRST Wrestling based out of Minneapolis for many years now and has been a staple of the MidWest Indies for almost 2 decades. We originally crossed paths for a spot show in Fergus Falls, MN in front of legitimately 11 people. One of those “The locker room was more packed than the house” scenarios. Since then we’ve had laughs and moments along the way in the Dakotas but have never had the chance to tie up. Maybe I’m nuts, but I think that “The Outlaw vs The Anarchist” makes for a hell of a log line.

This one might take some travelling, however since the United Kingdom is on my separate “Places to Wrestle Before I Retire” list this seems like an easier two-for.  All the preamble to say just how desperately I want to hit the mat with British Heavyweight Legend Doug Williams. After flirting with retirement himself a few years ago he is back with a vengeance and appears to be in incredible condition. A phenomenal catch style grappler with amazing strikes… man, the things I could learn just by locking up. Mr. Williams, it would be an honour.

A few years ago while he was on his international excursion from the DDT promotion in Japan I ended up nose to nose in a battle royal with “The Japanese Beast” Shigehiro Irie. I’m not even sure we ended up getting to trade any blows before the parade of jabrones swarmed us. Regardless, this Winnie the Pooh loving athlete is so well respected and incredibly talented. I have no doubt that he and I would be able to tear into each other and bring crowds to their feets.

I lied about no particular order as I’ve certainly saved these athletes for last.

The current reigning and defending NWA World Champion Nick Aldis has been carrying the banner of the revitalized National Wrestling Alliance for a number of years now with dignity and aplomb. The success of their quarterly Pay Per View events on the FITE app as well as their flagship show NWA POWERRR have been an excellent alternative to other pro wrestling you can find on TV today. A throwback to the glory days of in studio wrestling, Mr. Aldis has been a shining example as champion and in unquestionably someone whom I would love to face. So let’s get Billy on the horn, share another beer and make this deal happen.

The last name on my list today is the only Pipe Dream that I am throwing out there. It’s also a cheat since a few years back I actually had the chance to team up with this man for a Trios Bout right here in Winnipeg. But if by some chance I was able to get in the ring to face Scott “Flash” Norton one on one… man, this is a battle I would LOVE to have. A legend in Japan. An arm wrestling Champion. Yes, a part of the NWO. Championships all over the world. A powerlifting badass like few others. And a gentleman through and through. Mr. Norton, if you’re still taking bookings my schedule can be very easily cleared.

Please follow the links I’ve provided to check out the work and merchandise pages for all of the gentlemen I’ve mentioned above. While there are of course many other wrestlers I’d be honoured to face these are the ones front of mind for me today. If you’ve got anyone you’d like to see me face, feel free to tag em on Twitter, hit up your favourite indy promotions and put a bug in their ears, or just RT and SHARE The heck outta this post.

Thanks for Reading. I’m looking forward to getting back to more Wrestling soon.

AK

Check out the consequences my main character Joe goes through in my Urban Fantasy OVERDRIVE Series at the following retailers. Available in eBook, Paperback and Hardcover.

AMAZON  KOBO  B&N  SMASHWORDS  SCRIBD  APPLE

Also, please consider supporting your favourite Wrestler today by visiting Pro Wrestling Tees and browse to your hearts content. Just, while you’re there, consider looking at my site first willya?

All the Feels ... (This is still something the kids say, Right?)

Completely unsolicited yesterday I received the best possible review for my book I could ever have gotten from my writing professor back in college.

The fact that he not only took the time to seek out the book, read all 100K-ish words of it and email me directly means so very much and moved me in a way that I am rarely moved.

I hope that your week turns out to be as rewarding as mine has already started out to be.

AK

Thoughts Now That I'm #FullyVaccinated

My light at the end of this 18 month tunnel has arrived.

On June 15^th, 2020 I was fortunate enough to be able to receive my 2^nd COVID19 vaccination. The people at the LeilaSuperCentre in Winnipeg were proficient, as expedient as possible and very professional. Despite the heat of the day the lines outside moved at a good pace and there were enough people around offering assistance to the elderly or infirm to make everyone feel comfortable with the arrangement, such as it is.

Before anyone asks, yes – I did have an almost 2 hour wait. And yes, it was a bit aggravating.

But clearly this is why it is so important for everyone to book an appointment as soon as possible. This allows the system to plan for numbers of patients and have enough staff on hand to be able to assist the queues of people and keep everyone moving. Also, we’re still under gathering concerns. And having so many people (even while masked and socially distanced) under one roof can be problematic if someone is infectious and doesn’t know it.

I was thankful to have the time yesterday to wait in queue and get my shot over and done with. This immediately allowed me to cancel my online appointment for the 29^th and have it be opened for someone else who CAN’T take the time to wait for a walk up appointment.

Was this as convenient as when I got my first dose of the Astra Zeneca at my local pharmacy? No, of course not. But if the supply isn’t coming in as readily, I can understand the province’s need to have things managed more stringently at these pop up / super site locations.

Nothing is perfect. No system ever is. I respect the frustrations of others, especially after the year that every one in the world has gone through. I know full well that my inconveniences and frustrations have been comparatively minor in the grand scheme of things. Not everyone was fortunate enough to keep working this whole time, and for that I am grateful and humbled when I see the struggles of those around me that I cannot help.

Which is why it was so important for me to get my vaccination over with. It is a way for all of us who CAN help TO help.

Variants of the virus are out there. Mutating away in other countries at an alarming rate as they struggle to get vaccinations going. At present time our immunization is able to hold those at bay in North America. And as more people get immunized there are fewer places for the virus to catch a hold of, mutate and spread.

Here is where those within my community will suggest that I am being all Pollyanna or being political in my thoughts. And to those people, while I respect your view points and your opinion on how things have been run / mismanaged / taken advantage of and more the simple facts remain thusly:

The COVID Vaccinations work. Please consider getting one so we can all get back into the world, rebuild our lives, our businesses and our communities. Please call today or visit the website to book your appointment so we can all get on with our lives.

That is all for now. I’ve got some fictional writing to work on.

Be safe.

(Steps off Soapbox.)

AK

#GoJetsGo

Trust me, I'm working on the first Queen's Guard story today. But in honour of the 10th year for the return of the NHL to Winnipeg and advancing to the 2nd round it only seems appropriate to share some of the images and feelings I captured on my crappy little digital camera back in 2011 the day that the announcement happened.

Few things n life not involving family are as special as this day was for so many of us here in Winnipeg.

And during this time, it's important to remember the things that unite us.

AK