So now that we sit here in Mid August of 2021 I am (for the first time in a year and a half) beginning to examine the potential for wrestling shows once again. Actual ones in front of real live people. While travel in Canada is a bit less difficult now than it was before and our vaccination numbers are rising every day I am personally feeling much more comfortable about heading out into the world without as much fear of bringing the virus back to my loved ones.
As such, the question must be asked: at my age and level of
wear and tear, how much tread is left on these old tires? Can my body handle
the rigors of in ring activity? Will the travel (should I choose to make trips
of course) be manageable on my joints?
We all have a “Bump Card” and I’ve tried to be more
selective in the last few years of my run about where I spend those precious
impacts. Because while I could easily modify my in ring approach to be a bit
less physical, rely more on posturing and promos and request a smaller opponent
base to work with and likely extend my in ring career for a number of years…
that just wouldn’t feel honest to me. I’ve never wanted to be one of “Those Lazy
Old Fucks” who just coasts on tricks and gimmicks to get by. If I truly can’t
deliver a match up to a level that I’m happy with, then I refuse to subject my
efforts to a paying audience. They deserve the best for their dollar.
So with that said, this got me thinking about whom I WOULD
like to face if I had my druthers. As such I’ve put together a little list. Not
a fantasy booking kinda list, just a realistic compilation of fellas whom I
believe I have a realistic chance to step into a ring with were things to line
up.
These gents are in no particular order:
My buddy Arik Cannon has done a masterful job with FIRST Wrestling based out of Minneapolis for many years now and has been a staple of the MidWest Indies for almost 2 decades. We originally crossed paths for a spot show in Fergus Falls, MN in front of legitimately 11 people. One of those “The locker room was more packed than the house” scenarios. Since then we’ve had laughs and moments along the way in the Dakotas but have never had the chance to tie up. Maybe I’m nuts, but I think that “The Outlaw vs The Anarchist” makes for a hell of a log line.
A few years ago while he was on his international excursion from the DDT promotion in Japan I ended up nose to nose in a battle royal with “The Japanese Beast” Shigehiro Irie. I’m not even sure we ended up getting to trade any blows before the parade of jabrones swarmed us. Regardless, this Winnie the Pooh loving athlete is so well respected and incredibly talented. I have no doubt that he and I would be able to tear into each other and bring crowds to their feets.
I lied about no particular order as I’ve certainly saved
these athletes for last.
The last name on my list today is the only Pipe Dream that I am throwing out there. It’s also a cheat since a few years back I actually had the chance to team up with this man for a Trios Bout right here in Winnipeg. But if by some chance I was able to get in the ring to face Scott “Flash” Norton one on one… man, this is a battle I would LOVE to have. A legend in Japan. An arm wrestling Champion. Yes, a part of the NWO. Championships all over the world. A powerlifting badass like few others. And a gentleman through and through. Mr. Norton, if you’re still taking bookings my schedule can be very easily cleared.
Please follow the links I’ve provided to check out the work
and merchandise pages for all of the gentlemen I’ve mentioned above. While
there are of course many other wrestlers I’d be honoured to face these are the
ones front of mind for me today. If you’ve got anyone you’d like to see me
face, feel free to tag em on Twitter, hit up your favourite indy promotions and
put a bug in their ears, or just RT and SHARE The heck outta this post.
Thanks for Reading. I’m looking forward to getting back to
more Wrestling soon.
AK
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